Punctuation Jokercise

1) A man went to the doctors and said doctor my wife thinks shes a chicken the doctor gasped thats terrible how long has she been like that the husband replied three years the doctor was horrified three years why didnt you bring her to me sooner the husband said sheepishly because we needed the eggs


2)  where do you come from the scotsman asked an american from the greatest country in the world replied the american funny said the scotsman as youve got the strangest scottish accent ive ever heard






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1) A man went to the doctor's and said, "Doctor, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor gasped, "That's terrible! How long has she been like that?" 
The husband replied, "Three years."
The doctor was horrified, "Three years!? Why didn't you bring her to me sooner?"
The husband said sheepishly, "Because we needed the eggs."


2) "Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.
"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.
"Funny," said the Scotsman, "as you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."